Original Fiction: Trapped Under Ice, part two.

Okay, it took me a little longer than expected, and i am heartily sorry for that. First I caught the dreaded lerg (the first of many I’m sure. I love autumn and winter, they’re my times of year, but my asthma means I get at least three nasty colds per winter), then my sister came back from university, and then it was her birthday and all the relatives came over, and then she went back to university and then I just plain forgot I had set myself a deadline for this.

Anyway, in this much delayed second installment, the team discuss things with the Over Ambassador, learn a little of what awaits them in the Mysterious Antarctic, and discuss the difficulty of finding a good restaurant if you’re a sentient fox.

Part Three at some point in the not too distant future!

Trapped Under Ice, part two.

Original Fiction: Trapped Under Ice, part one.

Okay, first things first, I apologize for just how long it’s been since my last story. However, there are one or two reasons for this:

Firstly, I had the first part of this story more or less ready, in my mind at least, over a month ago. However, as its set in Antarctica and involves dangerous alien goings-on, I wanted it to be set in the Norwegian Antarctic base at Troll in Queen Maude’s land as a homage to The Thing, one of my favorite horror films of all time. However, recent events in Norway made hesitate before posting a story that involves large numbers of helpless Norwegians being attacked by an utterly inhuman monster.

Also, I lost the power lead to my laptop.

So here we go, Our friends in the KDA finally get to go outside of London, but not after they work out what’s happening and have a little talk with extremely powerful person...

Trapped Under Ice, part one.

Part two next week!

Original Fiction: KDA Helpline

You have to wonder, for each second Jack Bower or whoever spends kicking down doors and shouting at people, how much time they must spend on paperwork, or just getting calls from people who are worried about terrorist or what have you. And of course, if you were the only people on earth policing Alien technology, how many strange calls you must get in-between kicking down doors and saving the day...

KDA Helpline.

Original Fiction: Policing by consent: part three of three.

The final part of this little tale, in which we lean the nature of the alien weaponry, the uses of marmalade in advanced combat, and learn how best to demonstrate to someone that their situation is non-viable. Enjoy.

Policing by consent part three.

Original Fiction: Policing by consent: part two of three

The second part of this little tale, in which we meet Snowball's gun, discover the true identity of the Black Van Paparazzi, and learn a little about Cuthbert and Chyrs's approaches to paperwork. The concluding part coming soon...

Policing by consent part two.